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    I need a talented animator for a realistic 2D style adaptation of the well-known GTA 4 intro, using custom characters to represent a SCP-type game i'm working on. Key Details: - The animation should last for 1-2 minutes. - It should include the character introduction and a city panorama, accurately capturing the essence of the GTA 4 game. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in 2D animation with a focus on a realistic style - Familiarity with the GTA gaming series, particularly GTA 4, to understand the key aspects of visual representation - Ability to capture characters and cityscapes accurately and intricately. I can provide descriptions and concept images of the backgrounds and characters upon request.

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    I am on the hunt for a highly creative and talented designer, with a knack for creating illustrative book covers. Key Requirements: - Conceptualize and create a design that relies heavily on symbolic imagery. - Utilize a warm color palette to bring the concept to life. Ideal Skills: - Strong grasp of illustration and symbolism - Expertise in color theory, particularly warm hues - Proven experience in book cover design Your interpretation of the symbolic imagery can be abstract or literal, as long as it fits within an illustrative style and warm color scheme.

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    ...editor to help craft enticing 15-30 minute videos from my action-adventure dirtbike riding footage. The ideal candidate will: - Have expertise in action/adventure video editing - Use FCPX (Finalcut Pro Editing Software) - Speak fluent English - Work remotely - Be able to tell a story through editing - Provide a video turn around of 7-10 days - Edit approx 2-3 videos per month - Be able to create 30-60 second reels from longer footage - Have a strong portfolio showcasing the above - We will pay per video project Our YouTube audience loves videos that are funny and capture entertainment between our crew including mishaps and the beautiful scenery. Voiceovers can be completed via our team once the video has been completed so no voice audio is required ...

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    I need help creating a node for N8N (version 1.33) using "HTTP Request" for the page "", returning all the table data. Today I'm getting error 403. The deliverable should be a json file that I can import into my local N8N instance. I have the script in CURL already working, but when I import it into the N8N it gives the 403 error.

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    I am in the process of crafting a short animated film that falls between 60 to 190 seconds in length. The screenplay for this animation is complete, containing a dynamic blend of comedic and dramatic elements, promising an entertaining viewing experience. This project is designed to captivate viewers of all age demographics. Required Expertise: • Proficiency in 2D or 3D animation • Proven ability to infuse comedy and drama into animations • Experience in creating animations for a universal audience Tasks: • Create a 60-120 second animated short • Follow my completed script strictly • Capture both comedic and dramatic tones Appreciate your attention to these details. Please bid if you are confident to d...

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    ...post-editing of machine translation outputs. Here, the task at hand is to translate 840-word marketing material originally written in English to 14 languages. The languages are Italian, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Belarussian, Simplified and Traditional Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Indonesian, Brazilian Portuguese, Arabic, Russian, and Ukrainian. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in post-editing machine translations - Familiarity with marketing materials - Proven knowledge and proficiency in one or more of the specified languages - Attention to detail for capturing nuances Must work in TranslatePress (Wordpress plugin). I will not accept additional machine-translated output -- I need true human post-editing by native speakers. Please respond ...

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    I have an instance running WHM and cpanel on Amazon, but I can't send emails because the server has port 25 blocked by Amazon. How to fix sending emails through this server?

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    I need to have 2d fllor pland as per the example of all my pland, there will be 4 of them to do. More details: What format are the actual pictures of the floor plans in? PDF What level of detail do you need in the 2D retraces? Rooms and doorways outlined Should the floorplans be retraced in color or black and white? Basic color

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    I am looking for a skilled web scraper who can help me gather price and item name data from various e-commerce platforms, including Amazon, flipkart , myntra, ajio, tata cliq. need code in c#. im already working on it using HttpWebRequest. some are working and some are not. Requirements: - Proficie...am looking for a skilled web scraper who can help me gather price and item name data from various e-commerce platforms, including Amazon, flipkart , myntra, ajio, tata cliq. need code in c#. im already working on it using HttpWebRequest. some are working and some are not. Requirements: - Proficiency in web scraping techniques and tools - get data from pasted url by user in a textbox If you have the necessary skills and experience, please reach out to discuss the project fu...

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    Need CSS expert just to beautify few of the pages. We have urgent so need to work today only with my developer to get this fix. I can share the FTP, you only need to work in CSS. just text font size and color combination and responsive over all browser and device including safari and apple mobile and ipad as well.

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    More details: What specific aspects of your marketing activity, social media, and website would you like to be reviewed and analyzed? Website design and usability, Social media engagement and reach, Competitor analysis, Paid Marketing Analysis Are there any specific goals or objectives you have in mind for improving your marketing activities? Generate more leads, Improve conversion rates What is your target audience or customer demographic? I need this project report done within 24 to 48 hours max

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    Hello, I am a documenta...Times, The Hollywood Reporter and The Village Voice. I have already drafted a short (two paragraph) Wikipedia page, including 15 citations and respective links. I need an experienced person to edit it into the Wikipedia format and navigate the process of publishing and approval. I am enclosing the draft, and below is a link to a similar page from another filmmaker for reference. Please tell me how many successful pages you have already published and got approved by Wikipedia, including 3 examples. Kindly provide a flat rate for your services. This is not a complicated job. It just needs to be done properly to get approved by Wikipedia. Best, Richard Wolf Filmmaker similar Wikipedia page for reference:

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    I require the talents of a skilled graphic designer to create an assortment of smoothie and juice images using Photoshop. The images will feature a varied combination of approximately 30 fruits. I'm planning to have 10-20 different smoothie options, hence a similar number of designs will be needed. The designs should be simple but captivating, representing a glass in the center surrounded by fruits. Additionally, some fruits should appear inside the glass to represent mixed drinks. The ability to create vivid and photorealistic fruit designs would be highly advantageous. A background in product photo designs and excellent Photoshop skills are ideal for this project. I consider a rate of $20 per final product photo. Some ...

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    Join our dynamic YouTube automation agency as a voiceover artist and lend your voice to various projects. We are actively seeking Male Voiceover Artist with the ability to deliver high-quality voiceovers in American or British English accents. With a promise of a steady stream of work, you have the flexibility to pick a minimum of 20 projects daily based on your availability. Enjoy a competitive compensation of $4-6 for scripts between 800 to 1600 words, and get rid of the hassle of job hunting with our consistent workflow

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    Join our dynamic YouTube automation agency as a voiceover artist and lend your voice to various projects. We are actively seeking Male Voiceover Artist with the ability to deliver high-quality voiceovers in American or British English accents. With a promise of a steady stream of work, you have the flexibility to pick a minimum of 20 projects daily based on your availability. Enjoy a competitive compensation of $4-6 for scripts between 800 to 1600 words, and get rid of the hassle of job hunting with our consistent workflow

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    ...primary goal is to design a tshirt with a list of the bars that will be attended on the back. The front would show a goofy design of the statue of liberty leaning over and 3 people in tourist attire holding it up. I need an illustrator with a knack for creating goofy designs. - The artwork requested will include funny caricatures of landmarks and cartoon versions of popular NYC icons. - The final pieces will be used to promote the barcrawl, so they need to be vibrant, engaging, and relay the fun, sociable atmosphere of our event. - Expertise in caricature and cartoon recreations is highly appreciated. Applicants should provide examples of past work, detailing their experiences with similar illustrations. P...

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    I need a creative writer to write a real estate ad for my property. It has to be serious but lmao funny. No more than 500 words, it has to convey a smile to the reader so they remember my property. The original ad is here I can give all information to you. It has to be funny, cute, stand out, unique. You have to have this kind of creative writing experience. I will pick in 7 days.

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    Please spread my videos to get Americans to watch my youtube channel. However, I do not want any measures to buy channel subscribers or to increase the number of views only. My goal is to get a lot of Americans to see my videos first so that the youtube impressions of my newly launched channel will fly properly to the US.

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    I have a php server that is a backend of an andoid/iphone app. The app registers itself to Firebase, and I would like to send push messages he devices via FCM REST API. It is working well if I get the oAuth Token myself and add hard-coded to the POST message. The goal of this project is to provide me with a PHP code that gets the oAuth Token programmatically, as in: I expect a working code something like this: // START $client = new Google_Client(); // WHATEVER ..... // Authenticate and get the access token if ($client->isAccessTokenExpired()) { $client->refreshTokenWithAssertion(); } $accessToken = $client->getAccessToken(); // Access token to use with FCM REST API $token = $accessToken['access_token&...

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    ...an experienced web developer to implement a dynamic XML sitemap generation feature on our website. This project involves creating a system that automatically updates the sitemap every time a new client request is posted, ensuring that these requests are immediately discoverable by search engines like Google. Main Objecives: - Dynamic Sitemap Updates: Implement a mechanism where the sitemap is instantly updated with new client requests, eliminating the need for manual interventions. - Deep Link Indexing: Develop a strategy to ensure that even client requests buried deep within our site structure are easily crawlable and indexable by search engines. - Priority Signaling: Advise on and implement methods to communicate the importance of client request page...

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    ...verification to provide consultation or a viable solution for verifying 20 Linkedin profiles. Unfortunately, we are unable to use the NFC passport method for verification. Our business is not among the trusted LinkedIn companies, so we do not have this badge even if we verify the work email. Therefore, we are exploring alternative avenues through University or Workmail verification processes. Scope of Work: Consultation: Provide detailed consultation on the process of LinkedIn profile verification without the use of an NFC passport. This should include step-by-step guidance on how to use University or Workmail for this purpose, any specific requirements, and best practices to ensure success. Solution Implementation: If possible...

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    ...searching for a talented artist who specializes in the creation of funny drawings that revolve around internet trends and everyday life situations. its for a youthful audience so a good understanding of what content will resonate with this group is essential. Here's what I am looking for: - Creativity: Ability to dream up humorous and relatable content that can translate into powerful memes is a must. - Circularity: You should have an outstanding understanding of internet culture and the ability to tap into current trends for meme creation. - Audience Understanding: A keen sense of what appeals to the youth audience in order to create memes that are engaging and share-worthy. If you have a knack for making people lau...

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    Trophy icon Coding Academy Mascot Design 1 ditë left

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    ...sense of humor to create an entertaining PowerPoint presentation about the past six months of my life. The presentation should amuse the audience, using puns and wordplay as the main source of humor. Key project requirements include: 1. Experience in PowerPoint Design: You should have superior skills in arranging visual elements, text, and other graphics to create compelling slide decks. 2. Creative Writing Skills: You should be able to effectively incorporate puns and wordplay within the narrative of the presentation for maximum entertainment. 3. Personal Life Interpretation: Given the personal nature of the presentation, some degree of interpretation of my experiences over the past six months is needed. You shou...

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    I'm looking for a creative, funny, and smart professional to help me entertain my dogs (lol) Instagram audience with a reel. The content of the reel should have a comedy theme, be engaging and be adorable. Here's what you would need: - Experience in creating engaging content - Proficiency in Instagram reel creation - Understanding of current Instagram reel trends General requirements: - You have the liberty to recommend and decide on the most effective duration for the reel. - Please provide a portfolio or examples of similar work.

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    I am on a mission to increase the visibility of my entertainment-oriented YouTube channel, targeting primarily adults and older individuals. Therefore, I'm seeking an experienced social media marketer who can bring authentic, engaging subscribers to my platform. Key Roles: - Create and implement strategies for gaining real, active subscribers - Increase channel visibility through engagements Competencies Required: - Proven experience in YouTube Channel growth - Understanding of the YouTube algorithm - Robust knowledge in social media engagement techniques targeting adults and older audiences - Strong track record in the entertainment content sector - Creativity and inventive thinking in audience engagement strategies Your efforts will ideally lead to...

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    I am looking for a skilled professional who can assist me in getting my 1-3 songs on Spotify. The ideal candidate should have experience in using aggregators to successfully publish music on Spotify. Additionally, since my songs are already recorded, I need someone who can efficiently navigate the platform and ensure that my music is distributed effectively.

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    ...agent with a knack for representing adult coloring books. Your mission will be to find quality publishers. This project will require submitting proposals, send samples of artwork collection of adult coloring books to Publishers featuring whimsical scenes, characters, and much more. • Main goal: The primary aim is to connect with publishers who see and value the stimulating creativity our coloring books hold. Your skills and experience in boosting book sales, and marketing through effective representation will be advantageous. • Central Theme: Our coloring books focus on an array of whimsical themes that include people, animals, aliens, and other enticing scenes. Your ability to effectively pitch such unique themes to ...

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    More details: Which programming language are you more comfortable with? C# or Python or AI What is the level of understanding or background do you have in the chosen programming language? Advanced What type of data are you looking to extract from the website? Contact information, Registration details, Company profiles The website: Is the regulator for estate agents in the UK. They hold information on al estate agents. I would like a script or console app r automated way (could be AI) of extracting all the UK estate agents from this website. I need their sector, address, phone number and name and website. Thank you

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    I'm on the lookout for an individual proficient in mining to educate me in the craft. This inclusive tutorial will cover: - Hardware setup - Mining software installation - Mining efficiency enhancement The ideal applicant for this role should prioritize their previous work experiences in their application. Direct experience in managing hardware, software installation and optimization of Zepher mining rigs would be highly beneficial for this role. I'm excited to learn and dig deep into the world of Zepher mining with your assistance.

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    Position Overview: We are an Internet Marketing Company. I am in the processes of generating cold leads that I need someone to help me make phone calls. We are currently seeking proactive and motivated individuals to join our team as Appointment Setters. As an Appointment Setter, you will play a crucial role in connecting with potential leads, asking essential questions, and determining their interest in scheduling a consultation meeting with me. Responsibilities: • Conduct outbound calls to potential leads and prospects. • Engage prospects in a friendly and professional manner. • Ask relevant questions to understand their needs and challenges. • Educate prospects about our company's services and value proposition. • Sch...

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    I'm in need of a skilled 360 video editor (both insta360 and Rhylo) to create a personal ski video. The purpose of the edit is for personal use, showcasing both epic mountain views, helicopters and skiing fun. Also using still images for fun. The ideal person for this project would have: - Extensive experience in 360 video editing - A creative eye for highlighting action and scenery - The ability to appropriately use music to emphasize different moments Music-wise, the video can be set to a mix of upbeat, energetic tracks and cinematic scores. These different styles should correspond with the various elements being highlighted in the footage (e.g., a high-energy track for a big trick, an epic score for a sweeping mountain view, etc). ...

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    Satirical Comedy Comic Creation 2 ditë left
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    I'm seeking a talented comic artist to create an adult-oriented, funny and satirical comic. The comic should be engaging, packed with humor and irony, and designed to captivate an adult audience. Key Responsibilities: - Develop and design a comic that is humorous and witty - Ensure the content is suitable for an adult audience - Maintain a consistent satirical and ironic tone throughout the comic Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in comic design, preferably within the comedy genre - Ability to effectively incorporate humor and satire into visuals - Understanding of adult-oriented comic content and respect for content sensitivity.

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    Get a document from a website 2 ditë left
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    Hi, I'm looking for php expert, that will help me to get instagram followers and profile image by username. this is will be quick task for expert. More details will be share in message. Budget: $30 Start your proposal with php expert so i know you read my project description. Looking forward

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    I'm after an experienced Article Writer focused on technology, specifically e-commerce technologies. Key roles: - Generate instructive how-to guides revolving around various e-commerce technologies. - General comprehension of technology as a field is desired. Ideal skills: - Extensive background in writing technology and e-commerce related articles. - Proficiency in writing detailed, instructive, and engaging how-to guides. - Deep understanding of e-commerce systems, platforms and trends.

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    Trophy icon Classic Cartoon Hoodie & Hat Design 2 ditë left

    I'm seeking a graphic designer with a knack for producing engaging, classic cartoon imagery. Our project centers around the design of a hoodie and a hat. We are a civil earthmoving company, so the design should take into account our logo and our industry, The winner will create a cool cartoon that has something to do with earthmoving equipment - excavators etc Key Project Requirements: - Ability to create lively and catchy classic cartoon-themed graphics. - Proven track record in clothing design, specifically hats and hoodies. - Experience in transforming abstract concepts into visual elements while maintaining brand consistency. - Exceptional attention to detail. Ideal skills: - Graphic Design - Fashion Design - Creativity in incorporating cartoon eleme...

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