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I am looking for a comedy script content writer to create engaging and entertaining scripts for my YouTube channel. The ideal candidate should have experience in writing comedy scripts and a good understanding of dark humor. Duration: - Each comedy script should be more than 10 minutes long, providing a substantial amount of content for my viewers. Style: - I prefer scripts that incorporate dark humor, delivering jokes that may be considered edgy or controversial. Quantity: - I am in need of 4-7 scripts to start with, giving a good variety of content for my channel. Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in writing comedy scripts, preferably for YouTube or other online platforms. - Strong understanding and ability to write dark humor...
I am looking for a comedy script content writer to create engaging and entertaining scripts for my YouTube channel. The ideal candidate should have experience in writing comedy scripts and a good understanding of dark humor. Duration: - Each comedy script should be more than 10 minutes long, providing a substantial amount of content for my viewers. Style: - I prefer scripts that incorporate dark humor, delivering jokes that may be considered edgy or controversial. Quantity: - I am in need of 4-7 scripts to start with, giving a good variety of content for my channel. Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in writing comedy scripts, preferably for YouTube or other online platforms. - Strong understanding and ability to write dark humor...
Project Title: Help me login to Wordpress immunify360 not letting me reset password Description: I am in need of someone who can assist me in logging into my WordPress account as I am currently unable to reset my password using the "Forgot Password" option. I have tried resetting it but it is not working. Skills and Experience: The ideal candidate for this project should have the following skills and experience: - Strong knowledge of WordPress and its functionalities - Experience in troubleshooting login and password issues - Familiarity with immunify360 security plugin for WordPress - Ability to identify and resolve any error messages related to password reset - Excellent communication skills to guide me through the process of ...
Generate an automation that writes three different messages to three different types of users on a social trading platform, based on their actions. For instance, users that follow and unfollow me. So, if for instance 30 new users follow me each day, I want to write each of them a dynamic message saying something like: Hey [@name], thanks for following me. You can see a video about me to learn more here: [name] is a dynamic variable, which is the name of the user following me. I want to be able to change the exact wording of the sentences myself. Similarly, I want to send users that unfollow me a message, and also, I want to write a third type of message to a third type of users. All of the messages include th...
I am looking for a skilled Wordpress developer to match the dropdown sub-category on my Blog section to the theme of my website. I am currently using a Purchased Theme (Elementor) and I want the sub-category to have a color scheme that is consistent with the overall design of the website. Skills and experience required for this project: - Strong proficiency in Wordpress development - Knowledge of customizing themes and sub-categories - Experience in implementing color schemes and maintaining design consistency
I am looking for freelancers who can help me create and verify my Remotasks account. The specific tasks include both creating and verifying the account within 24 hours. As for the verification process, the freelancer can follow standard procedures as there are no specific requirements or steps provided. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Experience in creating and verifying Remotasks accounts - Familiarity with standard procedures for account verification - Ability to complete the tasks within a tight deadline of 24 hours. we will provide per account based on approval 200 inr per account though i had place as per freelancer said but this will be long term work. for same you need to provide us below : gmail id pas...
I am in need of a CGI Editor who specializes in 3D modeling and rendering. Assets and footage will be provided by me for the project. The deadline for completion is urgent, within 24 hours. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in 3D modeling and rendering techniques - Familiarity with CGI editing software and tools - Strong attention to detail and ability to meet tight deadlines
I am looking for someone who has a workstation with a high specs who can just render a Lumion project ASAP. Requirements: - Experience in 3D rendering and working with Lucian projects - Ability to work with the provided 3D model files - Proficiency in rendering software and tools - Knowledge of different output formats, including video - Capability to handle a large number of frames for rendering (more than 500) If you have the necessary skills and equipment for this project, please reach out to me and i will provide to you as i need the output as soon as possibl
We are looking for a freelancer to create a User Guide/Knowledge base for our GNSS software product website. The guide/KB should cover Vocabulary, Basic orientation, Roles description, Settings and some Advanced features. We have analysis, mock-ups, draft of the guide/KB structure and partially ready software available, so that the freelancer could refer to it while creating the guide. We are ready to provide introduction to the software via videocall. We have already chosen CMS used for this guide/KB. However, we are open to any suggestions for both structure of the content and suitable CMS, based on the freelancer experience and expertise. The guide should be comprehensive and cover all aspects of the software, and any instructions should be written...
...Description: I am looking for a skilled freelancer who can transform my current interior space into a rendered version using Rhino and Sketchfab. The project requires medium detail in the rendering, capturing the essence of the space without excessive intricacy. Capturing the outside environment as well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Rhino and Sketchfab for rendering purposes - Strong understanding of interior design principles - Ability to create realistic textures and lighting effects - Attention to detail to accurately incorporate specific colors, textures, and elements as per the provided requirements - Strong communication skills to discuss and clarify specific requirements with the client Please note that the client has specific requirements fo...
I am looking for a skilled web developer to create a website that is approved by Google AdSense. The purpose of the website is to generate revenue through AdSense. Design Preferences: I am open to suggestions and willing to explore different design options for the website. Main Functionalities: - Interactive forms: The website should have interactive forms to engage users and collect information. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Web development experience with a focus on Google AdSense approval - Proficiency in creating interactive forms - Knowledge of best practices for user engagement and lead generation Please provide a quote for this project. Thank you.
The Galata Tower (Turkish: Galata Kulesi), officially the Galata Tower Museum (Turkish: Galata Kulesi Müzesi), is an old Genoese tower in the Galata part of the Beyoğlu district of Istanbul, Turkey. Built as a watchtower at the highest point of the (lost) Walls of Galata,[1] the tower is now an exhibition space and museum, and a symbol of Beyoğlu and Istanbul.
I am looking for a video editor to help me with editing my YouTube videos. The ideal candidate should have experience in editing YouTube videos and be able to work with videos that are 0-5 minutes in length. Specific requirements for this project include: - Editing YouTube videos in a documentary style - Adding relevant text, graphics, and transitions to enhance the storytelling - Incorporating music or sound effects to create a cohesive and engaging final product - Ensuring the videos are well-paced and visually appealing - Delivering the edited videos in a timely manner, with attention to detail and quality Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in video editing software such as Adobe Premiere Pro or Final Cut Pro - Kn...
...freelancer with legal expertise to assist me in searching for relevant legal information and writing a complaint to the court. The specific legal issue involves a violation of laws by the registration office of the court, resulting in a wrong process. Skills and Experience: - Legal background and knowledge in the specific area of law related to the case - Experience in researching and gathering supporting documents for legal complaints - Strong writing skills to draft a comprehensive and persuasive complaint - Familiarity with court procedures and requirements Supporting Documents: - I have all the necessary documents to support the case, which will be provided to the freelancer for reference and analysis. Desired Outcome: - The desired outcome from th...
Project Title: Hindi and Gujarati Jain community Video for NGO - The purpose of the video is to educate viewers about the work and mission of the NGO. - The video should be approximately 15 minutes in duration. - We are looking for a freelancer who can create a video similar to the example provided: - The video should be engaging, informative, and visually appealing. - We have a complete script ready for the video. - The project needs to be completed as soon as possible. - Ideal skills and experience for the job include video production, animation, scriptwriting, and knowledge of the NGO sector. - The freelancer should be able to bring creativity and storytelling techniques to convey the NGO's message through the video effectively. - Cost estimation
I am looking for a creative writer to help me with a project. I have a specific genre or theme in mind for the piece(s) of writing, and I would like them to be between 1001-2000 words in length. I am open to suggestions and would appreciate someone with experience in creative writing. COVID-19 impacted all of our lives—in some big ways and in some small ways. We saw and read news reports of a number of inequities that the pandemic exposed—record unemployment, differences in access to education, disparities in health care and housing, who is exposed due to their “essential worker” job, incarceration, etc. We also saw mutual aid networks pop up, people volunteering to check in on elderly or immune-compromised neighbors, others sewing masks to mak...
I am looking for a skilled Photoshop editor to help me with a project. I want about 30 different backgrounds for some warehouse metal structures. The specific edits I need for the pictures include object removal. I have some pictures ready, but more need to be sourced. In total, I need more than 10 pictures edited. Skills and experience required: - Proficiency in Photoshop - Previous experience with object removal and editing - Attention to detail and ability to deliver high-quality results - Ability to source pictures if needed
I am looking for a copywriter who can help me with an informative and educational project. The copywriting should be professional and formal in tone. The length of the copywriting needed is between 500 and 1000 words. Skills and experience needed: - Strong writing skills with a focus on clarity and conciseness - Ability to research and gather information on the topic - Knowledge of the target audience and ability to tailor the content accordingly - Familiarity with the subject matter or willingness to learn about it - Attention to detail and ability to proofread and edit the copy - Understanding of opr
I’m looking for someone who can provide rapid and high-quality work. You need to help me write some paragraphs about improvements of integrated education in Hong Kong (which is one of the parts of my whole research). I will provide you some related reference and points, you need to according my reference to finish. Of course, I am welcome to your insights (able to provide insightful ideas about improvements of integrated education in HK to me, will be employed for this project) The deadline is 13/12/2023 09:30 (Hong Kong Time, i.e. 20hours from now)
Project Description: Professional Website Copywriting - I am looking for a skilled copywriter to create professional website copy for my business. - The ideal candidate will have experience in writing website copy and understanding of SEO. - The copywriter should be able to integrate specific keywords or phrases into the content. - The tone of the copy should be professional, reflecting the nature of the business. - The copy should be persuasive, engaging, and tailored to the target audience. - The copywriter should have excellent communication skills and be able to understand and incorporate my requirements. - The project will require the copywriter to conduct research on the industry and competitors to create compelling and unique content. - The copywriter should be able t...
I am looking for a skilled video editor to edit a baby welcome home video for me. The desired length of the edited video is 1-5 minutes. Specific moments in the video need to be highlighted, so attention to detail is important. Special effects are also desired to enhance the overall viewing experience. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in video editing software - Ability to creatively highlight specific moments in the video - Experience in adding special effects - Attention to detail - Strong communication skills to ensure the final product meets my expectations.
Our outlook email signature loses its designated formatting (font style and size) when received across different platforms. It also shows a glitch at times. We would need you to write html code for the email signature that should be placed on 3 platforms: 1. The outlook web app 2. The outlook software on windows 3. Apple Mail - All signatures, regardless of which platform they are sent or received need to be styled exactly in the same way - Only the name, telephone number and closing greetings need to be changeable as per the sender
I am looking for a developer who can help me add file upload functionality to my Advanced Mern Stack (Node.js / / MongoDb / React.js ) with Ant Design (AntD) and Redux. The files will be in the form of documents and they need to be saved in MongoDB. Additionally, I am using the antd library for my forms, and sometimes there may be more than one file per form submission. Requirements: - Experience with the MERN stack and MongoDB - Proficiency in working with antd library - Ability to implement file upload functionality and save files in MongoDB - Knowledge of handling multiple file uploads per form - Familiarity with file download functionality The files should be accessible to all users of the app. However, I am open to suggestions regarding the management of the u...
I am looking for someone who can help me create an affiliate program in my Go High Level Account. The specific tasks I need assistance with include setting up tracking links and commission structure. I already have a product ready, so there is no need for it to be created. I would like this project to be completed within a week. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in creating and managing affiliate programs - Proficiency in using Go High Level Account - Knowledge of setting up tracking links and commission structures - Ability to work within tight deadlines
...am looking for a freelancer who can help me with a Geopanda and shapely script in Python. The script should be able to find a point that is lying outside a polygon geometry. Geometry Type: Polygons Data Availability: I have specific geometric data that the script can work with. the script will find all point in outside limit of a path ( > x meters ) which are given in another csv. so script will take 2 csv as input ..one which will be used to make a geometry and another to check if those points lying outside the geometry which is made by x meter enclosing bounds. I can explain in detail with example. I have seen that the same is a simple task But i want someone to help me provide a
...Australian, accounting and taxation company, looking for a professional content writer who specializes in the accounting, finance, and taxation niche. The ideal candidate will have experience writing web content and blogs in these areas and will be able to maintain a professional tone throughout their writing. Topics and keywords for the content will be provided, but the client has a rough idea of what they want covered. Therefore, the writer will need to be able to conduct research and create engaging and informative content based on the client's suggestions. The content will need to be delivered on a weekly basis, so the writer should be able to meet regular deadlines and ensure a consistent flow of content. Skills and experience required for this j...
...dataset. These patterns will serve as a filter to select projects with a high potential for success, based on key indicators such as "Rug" and "CRT_ATH_Xs," as well as other relevant columns in the dataset. Functional Requirements: Data Input: The model must take as input a dataset in Excel format containing information about project notifications. This dataset will include multiple columns, including "Rug," "CRT_ATH_Xs," and other relevant columns. Definition of Winning Patterns: The model must allow the definition of multiple winning patterns using logical rules that involve comparisons and combinations of values in the dataset columns, as illustrated in the provided examples. For example, "CR...
I am in need of a Photoshop editor who can assist me with an urgent project that needs to be finished within the next one or two hours. The specific editing task required is photo retouching. Skills and Experience Required: - Proficient in Adobe Photoshop - Experience in photo retouching - Attention to detail and ability to produce high-quality work - Ability to work quickly and efficiently - Good communication skills to ensure the project is completed within the given deadline Project Details: - Number of images to be edited: 20 - Deadline for completing the editing task: within 3 hours If you have the necessary skills and are available to work on this project immediately, please reach out to me. Thank you.
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Project Description: Need Coding Policy Expert to help us write our code guidelines policy Skills and Experience: - Expertise in Python programming language - Knowledge of the Google Python Style Guide - Experience in writing code guidelines policies
I am looking for a web designer who can fix the layout issues of my website and bring it to the first page of search results. The website needs to be responsive and the design errors should be fixed within a week. Skills and Experience: - Strong web design skills- with Batik arts knowledge - Experience in fixing layout issues - Knowledge of responsive design principles - Ability to optimize websites for search engine ranking - Familiarity with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript- My web site
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I am looking for a marketing agency that specializes in the field of medical spa and has experience in creating effective Facebook and Instagram ads. Target Audience: Women Type of Ads: Image ads Monthly Budget: Less than $500 Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive knowledge and experience in the medical spa industry - Proven track record of creating successful Facebook and Instagram ad campaigns - Ability to create visually appealing and compelling image ads - Strong understanding of the target audience and ability to tailor ads accordingly - Proficiency in analyzing ad performance and making data-driven optimizations - Excellent communication and collaboration skills to effectively work with our team
I am in need of someone who can assist me in getting approved by "Amazon Seller Central". I have previously been rejected in the approval process and am currently facing challenges with account verification. There are several specific guidelines and criteria set by Amazon Seller Central that I am having difficulty meeting. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Extensive knowledge and experience with the approval process of "Amazon Seller Central" - Familiarity with the specific guidelines and criteria set by Amazon Seller Central - Expertise in account verification processes - Strong attention to detail and ability to provide accurate documentation - Excellent communication skills and ability to effectively navigate and resolve issue...
I am looking for a skilled writer to help me create an engaging and informative about page for my website. Purpose: - The about page is meant to introduce myself or my business to visitors and potential customers. I have a couple of gaps on my cv, as a chef... so im looking for the right wording to use to make me look like a hero :) Tone: - I would like the about page to have a mix of professional and friendly tone, to make it approachable yet still maintaining a level of professionalism. Length: - I prefer the about page to be short and concise, providing key information without overwhelming the reader. Ideal skills and experience: - Strong writing skills with the ability to craft engaging and compelling content. - Experience in writing about...
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...accompanied along this project ( note I’ll send it via email or Google doc ) Two text documents are what I currently have and tested for operations using Arduino and IDE platform 4 Python documents written by engineers in my lab GUI_control lists all classes and functions Heater or Hotplate – use it as a template to make what I need Template_ard – small template I tried in the lab during session I need to basically code functions and commands so I can communicate with my setup entirely in one platform – spyder ( Python platform ). To do this, I will need to connect all my Arduino’s to the USB ports ( each has their own serial names – that can be implemented using document. This document will list all the names of th...
recreate this tent , tabelcoth and feather flag. - unqiue to design same text layout .
Necesito a una persona con experiencia en roblox studio/lua, yo te voy a pedir lo que yo quiero para mi juego, como va a ser y vos lo vas a hacer en el juego. Mi juego va a hacer tematica terror/miedo, por ejemplo yo te voy a pedir que hagas algunas cosas como una casa. Si necesitas mas informacion o estas interesado, escribime y yo te explico y arreglamos.
I am in need of a skilled freelancer to edit my document. The document type will be discussed further in the chat. Deadline: - I need it done by a specific date. Project Completion: - I need the project to be completed ASAP. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in editing and proofreading - Strong attention to detail - Excellent grammar and language skills - Ability to work under tight deadlines - Previous experience in editing similar documents - Effective communication skills - Flexibility to adapt to changes and feedback
I am looking for a cartoon drawing of the attached file. I'll design my coasters. I only need like four different drawings. Materials: The coasters will be made of wood. Engraving Style: I would like the engraving to be in black and white, with a focus on realism. The details of the lady's face should be highly detailed and realistic, to create an exciting and visually appealing design. Skills Required: - Experience in creating detailed and realistic drawings - Attention to detail to ensure the engraving accurately captures the features of the lady's face I just want the drawing so I can use it to design my coasters
I am looking for a skilled writer to create articles for my website, , with a focus on SEO. The project requirements are as follows: Word Count: - Each article should be less than 500 words in length. Keywords: - The main keywords to target are sleep disorders and medication. Writing Style: - The articles should be written in a sales-oriented style to promote the products and services offered on the website. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong proficiency in SEO writing and keyword optimization. - Experience in writing sales-oriented content. - Knowledge of sleep disorders and medication is a plus. Site is: Keywords are: in yellow Please provide samples of your previous work in
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I am seeking an animator to collaborate with me on creating a concise 3-5 minute explainer video focusing on the concept of a "coup d'etat" (violent seizure of political power). I have already prepared the script as well as a series of drawings as a beginning point. I am passionate about raising awareness to prevent a Trump coup. Style of Animation: - I am looking for a skilled animator with experience in 2D animation. Level of Detail: - I prefer a minimalist approach to the animation, focusing on conveying the key concepts and ideas without excessive intricacy. Number of Characters: - The video will feature a range of 3-5 characters to effectively illustrate the subject matter. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in 2D animation techniques, ...
I am in need of a skilled video editor to assist me with editing my social media videos on a long-term basis. This position offers the opportunity for additional work and increased earnings as I start more companies. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in basic video editing techniques such as trimming and transitions - Ability to perform color correction and audio enhancement - Experience with adding sound effects, music, and captions to videos Video Requirements: - Videos are typically less than 30 seconds in length - Regular editing is needed on a daily basis If you are detail-oriented and have a strong sense of creativity, please provide examples of your previous work in video editing. This is an exciting opportunity to collaborate on various social medi...
I am looking for a skilled freelancer who can write a report in MS Word based on specific sections and content that I will provide. I have a template that the document should follow, so it's important that the freelancer is familiar with MS Word and can work within the given template. The ideal candidate should have experience in report writing and be able to follow instructions accurately. Strong attention to detail is crucial to ensure that the document is well-structured and organized.
The idea is to create an application or some kind of platform for me that will deal with various formal and non-formal events (weddings, birthdays, parties etc.). I need an application where people offering services, such as venue rental, singers, photographers, payment subscription for the advertising service at that app. They would sign up, set up their offer with picture possibilities, and in a calendar view, indicate the days available for work and off course information of services. The application would have a collection of renting music (DJ-s or orchestra), venues, photographers, catering services, etc., so that when someone wants to organize an event, they can find everything in this application, including the venue, and contact the service provid...
I want a freelancer to review my CV and linked profile, and rewrite it on a professional way matched with the trendy ones and matching with the AI filtration
I am looking for a freelancer who is interested in working on a project related to Machine learning and deep learning, specifically in the area of classification tasks. The project work needs to be started immediately and completed within 1-2 weeks. Skills and Experience Required: - Strong knowledge and experience in machine learning and deep learning, with a focus on classification tasks - Intermediate level of experience with Flask for web development - Ability to start the project immediately and work efficiently to meet the deadline
I am looking for a skilled writer to help me with writing an email proposal for a magazine site. The purpose of the email proposal is to pitch a new magazine concept to potential clients in a formal tone. Target Audience: - The target audience for the proposal is businesses. Skills and Experience: - Strong writing skills with the ability to effectively communicate the magazine concept and its benefits to businesses. - Experience in writing persuasive and professional emails. - Knowledge of the magazine industry and an understanding of what businesses look for in advertising opportunities. - Attention to detail to ensure the email proposal is well-written and error-free. - Ability to tailor the email proposal to the needs and preferences of the businesse...