50 phrases/object descrtions/weird experiences/twisted situations/people activities that you'd never think of

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I wrote a script for a book about a romance between a human women and a dinosaur. So I have an idea how to write about weird stuff.

I just graduated from the University of Missouri - Columbia with a BA in English. I also recently completed an internship with The Missouri Review, where I worked with manuscripts - passing or rejecting them as well as editing them. I am also a native English speaker.

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