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€12-18 EUR / orë
For our main project: Comedy Writer for political Cabaret-like Content for TikTok Videos, Sketches, Theatre Pieces, Speeches and Fireside Chats with Focus on Metaphors, Anecdotes and classical Puns
Link: https://www.freelancer.com/projects/comedy-writing/Comedy-Writer-for-political-Cabaret/details
Please provide a sample of your humor/puns/metaphors adhering to what's described in the original post and in these videos:
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Sample puns:
1. We treat environmental or green issues like a child treats green vegetables. They get pushed to the side.
2. Politicians are always hoping to gain the support of floating voters. That’s actually a huge part of the voting demographic. Especially when you consider global warming, storms and floods.
3. There is always a core problem with every election that we ever have… and that is that party list formation event kicking out the ethical candidates and that one of the rest will win.
4. People say we shouldn’t mix comedy with politics. An interesting idea when you consider all the clowns with power.
5. The intention is to stop us from all this aimless wandering. We’re like a blind man in a circular room who has been told to stand in the corner.
6. We are circling a drain.
7. Imagine a Rubik’s Cube from the 80’s. But every side is the same color. So, for the rich, no matter what way you turn it, you get the winning results you wanted.
8. The rich have been scaremongering you for years – saying immigrants are coming to the country to do your job for less money. Don’t worry about that, under the current system, governments will soon make the unemployed do it for free.
9. The politicians then tell you that their latest budget will create jobs. And it will… for debt collectors and the Russian Mafia.
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