Hi Freelance Writers! Please read through before bidding…
Aside from my full-time work, I moonlight as a STAND-UP COMEDIAN. I am an ex-Flight Attendant who is originally from Thailand and grew up in Europe where I’m currently established. The Mom is Thai & Step Dad is German, they have a huge language barrier at the beginning. So to speak, this can become a great set-up for lots of funny ideas, as well as my early childhood and school years adjusting to the European culture.
I want these backgrounds to be the “stamp” upon which I will be known as a Comedic Actor, “An Asian Flight Attendant.” So my program should have a lot of jokes relating to my backgrounds. It should contain a lot of bashing against Asians, Europeans, flight attendants, pilots & passengers.
But please be mindful that jokes must be understood by an international audience and everybody should get them---meaning no US or other country specific words or figures.
Please bid if you are fully aware of how scripts for a stand-up comedy goes.
I would like to see a short sample of how you [login to view URL] should be 1-2 gags in the samples and no longer than 10 sentences.
It should be about:
a) flight attendants OR
b) Asians OR
c) whatever you see on flights
Not every joke must be “totally new” btw. We can use jokes from other comedians worldwide but with a creation of a brand new context to them.
You may check samples of how I want them here:
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Hi, I think I am the best candidate for this work because I have great sense of humor and expertise in creating witty phrases. And the biggest quality " I AM ASIAN" ??
Relevant Skills and Experience
Humor writing, story writing, Article writing,
Hi, I'm a stand-up myself. I don't really understand what the project is, but I figured I might write you that short sample and see what's next.
My name is... and if you're wondering what race I am, it's Thai German. I know that all of you are now imagining Hitler as a transsexual, so as a... Hitler according to some sources. Think about it! Has anyone ever seen Hitlers dick-pic? If he had one, he would have certainly provided one for his Nazis to pledge allegiance to!
You know how we show you the brace position before the flight takes off? You know what it actually does when we crash into the sea? Nothing, you die. It's just fun for us.