Ceph hands-on Storageengineer expert wanted!

you are a ceph expert? you are working on ceph for at least 3 years on a production environment? you have setup at least 10 different ceph clusters in the past time? you are able to show me a self created ceph cluster which is on production? you are able to explain how you decided for the hardware? you are able to explain the issues which ceph would create? you are able to explain the ceph architecture on hardware and on software level? you have already worked with many different storage systems beside of ceph? GREAT! You seem to be the right man for this job. We search for an expert, which shall explain very experienced hardware, network, linux and storage experts the benefits and drawbacks of ceph compared to classical storage solutions. The experts have at least 20y of handson experiences. Please answer us all above questions, with details to each question. IMPORTANT: do not try to trick us with a lack of expertise. Be honest if you are missing some skills. We maybe still decide for you. But if you try to trick us, we will quickly terminate and blacklist your profile. The experts will quickly identify it, since they have tought many persons in their past. Also do not consider your provided rate as a placeholder. We will not later discuss about any upgrade on your rate! So place you best rate. Also we will neither disclose our budget nor our max. hourly rate.