Joomla 1.6 Operator & Developer Required

For each item in my list YOU MUST tell me how much time you estimate each item would take. You will also need to justify your price for this work if your bid is higher than my budget. Also, you must tell me EXACTLY your availability for the next 7 days, and when you would budget time for this project. I will not pay you extra money if you underbid - so please create your bid carefully and prepare for some tasks to take longer than your estimate. I will only pay you when my entire list has been finished and I am satisfied with the results. IF YOU IGNORE THESE INSTRUCTIONS, I WILL IGNORE YOUR APPLICATION Ok, so my website is at this address: (Removed by Admin. Posting of URL/link that may lead to Contact Information is not allowed on the site. You may disclose the details once project has been awarded) I tutor English language students and this is my website for doing that. The list of things I need you to do are as follows: - Modify the template so that the menu bar is centre justified - Extend the menu bar so that it can comfortably fit all menu items in it - Changes the directory folder name and file names for 13 images - Change the "Call Us: (Removed by Admin. Posting of Contact Information is not allowed on the site. You may disclose the details once project has been awarded)" text to an IMAGE that says: "Call Us: (02) (Removed by Admin. Posting of Contact Information is not allowed on the site. You may disclose the details once project has been awarded)", the image will be titled: "call-english-tutor" and will have the alt tag: "Call Your English Language Tutor in Sydney" - Change < meta name="generator" content="Joomla! 1.6 - Open Source Content Management" / > to < meta name="generator" content="" / > - Create an xml sitemap - Add hyperlinks to images in the template maximum of 12 images will need this - Make sure that all hyperlinks in the template are "rel=nofollow" links. - In the banner, there is some text promoting a free consultation that is covered by the logo, you will need to fix this so that the text isn't hidden. - [login to view URL] needs to given a conanical tag, so that this page: [login to view URL] is designated as the prefered version - Change the settings so that page titles don't appear at the top of every content page. - Fix the contact form on the "contact-us" page so that it sends emails to my address. - Add Google Analytics and Google Webmaster Tools to the website. - For these pages: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Remove the banner advertising a free consultation and add an enquiry form beneath the content. These enquiry forms must forward the enquiries to my email account. ================================== EXTRA - DO NOT INCLUDE THESE ITEMS IN YOUR OFFICIAL BID ESTIMATE ================================== There are a few other things that would be nice to have done for this website. They are not top priority but they would be nice: - Add Dublin Core, MicroFormats to the source code of the website. For the right candidate, future work opportunities will be available if you do a good job on this project. =================================== This all must be done by Thursday, 2nd of June. There will be a $20 bonus if it is finished by 8pm (Sydney time) Monday 23rd of May, 2011. If it is ready at 8:01pm or after then do not ask for the bonus, you will not get it. I will do everything I can to provide you with any assistance or feedback necessary to help you get it done as quickly as possible. I will not be available on Saturday however and other times I will be working but I will do my best. I will also provide a phone number you can call for clarifications. =================================== The best candidates will be interviewed and provided with more information. And again, tell me you 7 day availability and estimates for each item.