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The goal is to adjust timing of subtitles. The subtitles are in English. The video is in German. It is important that only the timing ist adjusted the content of the subtitles file must remain exactly the same. There is about 850 subtitle files that cover about 10 hours of video (each clip is about 40 seconds). The audio quality is excellent (studio quality).

I need a professional Hindi to English translator to convert educational content in the form of documentaries. The educational content is in Hindi and needs to be translated into English. Key requirements: - Translate documentaries from Hindi to English. Would prefer: - Professional experience in translation. - Experience with educational content is a plus.

...series of ecommerce product videos into short, engaging 10-15 second clips for our website. Project Details: Edit original video footage into high-quality 10-15 second product videos. Include shots of models walking on and off the screen as well as close-up details of the garments. Ensure seamless transitions and a cohesive look and feel across all videos. Deliver final videos in a format optimized for web display. Requirements: Proven experience in video editing, particularly for ecommerce or fashion brands. Proficiency in video editing software (e.g., Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro). Strong attention to detail and a keen eye for aesthetics. Ability to meet deadlines and work independently. A portfolio showcasing your previous work, especially short product videos. ...

Established business is looking for telemarketer/sales person. Experience required. English without any accent. Mon-Fri 8:30am - 5:00pm. EST

I'm seeking a skilled social media content creator, primarily for Instagram and Facebook. The purpose of the content is to promote a product or service in an elegant and luxurious style. Key Responsibilities: - Craft visually appealing and engaging social media posts. - Edit and create short videos for Instagram. - Ensure the content aligns with our brand's elegant and luxurious theme. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in social media content creation. - In-depth knowledge of Instagram and Facebook. - Proficiency in video editing software. - Strong understanding of luxury branding and marketing. - Ability to work well under tight deadlines. - Excellent communication skills to understand our brand's vision and translate it into captivating content. I...

...DO NOT BID WITHOUT SEEING THE ATTACHMENTS SEND YOUR SAMPLE VIDEO FIRST TO BE SELECTED I need someone to create videos on English Grammar on the topics given here in the attachment. It can be discussed in Chat. You should have a good, professional grade Mic. An electronic Pen is desirable. Topics for which you need to create the videos are Narration , voice change, parts of speech, sequence of tense, gerund, creating wh questions etc. Each topic should be minimum of 60 minutes length. You first need to explain the main concept, use examples and use some questions and then its answers with explanation.. also create 10 MCQ questions on each topic. Instructions to be in ENGLISH only. Use Screen recording Software and/or Whiteboard. VOICE MUST BE LOUD & CLEAR. NO BACKGROUND...

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding of the IT industry, ...

Hello Le, We need Native Korean and Vietnamese Speakers for manual translations between English and Korean/Vietnamese. Machine translations (e.g., Google, DeepL) are not accepted. This can be an ongoing project if the work is excellent. Please respond quickly as we are starting immediately. Project details will be shared in the chatbox. We look forward to your prompt reply. Thank you!

I'm in search of a skilled video editor capable of transforming my cricket content into a less than a minute engaging storytelling-style YouTube short reel. I'm specifically interested in someone who can seamlessly integrate animated transitions for an extra layer of visual appeal. - Duration: The project entails editing a clip that is less than a minute long. - Editing Style: Storytelling style editing is preferred. - Special Effects: Incorporate animated transitions. The ideal candidate is someone with: - Prior experience in the storytelling form of video editing. - A knack for adding animated transitions to videos. - A passion for cricket is a plus, but not required.

...blend, you could design a label that highlights this. Perhaps incorporate a blend ratio or mention the specific grapes used. Color Scheme: Consider using colors that complement the type of wine you're producing. For a red blend, deep reds, golds, and blacks could create a luxurious feel. For a white blend, lighter colors like creams, whites, and golds could convey elegance. Slogan (Optional): A short tagline can further enhance the brand image. Here are a few ideas: "The McCauley Cuvée: Slogan: "The McCauley Cuvée: Where heritage meets excellence."." Overall Shape: Classic Bordeaux bottle: This is a timeless and elegant shape that is widely recognized for quality wines. Burgundy bottle: This bottle has wider should...

Turkish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Turkish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 110 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 110 short sentences record. 3. Payment after received feedback, It will take time 1-2 weeks. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

German Recording project We have a project, that needs Native German speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 8$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

i have Pojo class where it is picking property value from api response as integer in the Pojo Class: @JsonProperty("intensity") private Integer intensity; public Integer getColor() { return color; } public void setColor(Integer color) { = color; } and in parser class (INTENSITY, Objec...condition so i can parse the string value this way: updateProperties("color", ((), )); how i can solve this issue so in case checkVariant is true then parse it as string otherwise leave it as it is now which integer. can i do that only on parser or i need to change the Pojo class as well (colorWsDTO) who can do it in summery and short let em know , thanks please consider error handling in this case

Italian Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Italian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. Note : We need only Male speakers for this project. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

France French Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native France French speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I need an English scriptwriter to create a 10-15 minute play script. I am looking for a skilled and experienced scriptwriter who can create an engaging 10-15 minute English play script. The scriptwriter needs to have a good understanding of radio playwriting and be able to develop a compelling narrative that will keep listeners hooked. The play should be well-structured, entertaining, and suitable for a radio audience. Key requirements include: - Previous experience in scriptwriting for radio, theatre or similar platforms - Strong storytelling skills - Ability to write in English fluently I am looking forward to receiving creative and high-quality submissions from talented scriptwriters. Please include samples of your previous work in your bid.

I am looking for a Cantonese-Spanish translator to accompany me on a daytime business trip to Guangzhou in June (06/28, 07/1-2-3). The trip will last less than a week and involves business negotiations. Ideal candidates should be: - Speaks Cantonese and Spanish fluently. - Strong in industry-specific terminology, particularly in business. - If possible, have some experience in exports. Your main responsibility will be to help me with translations during the different business meetings that are scheduled. Their role is crucial to ensure fluid communication. Your support will be greatly appreciated.

I need to have a girl removed from a short, high-definition video of myself and my sister. The video is less than a minute long. The girl to be cropped out is positioned in the middle of the video and I want the edited outcome to feature just my sister and I. Key tasks include: - Identify and crop out the girl from the video - Ensure smooth transition and maintain overall video quality - Final video should be in high-definition Skills and experience necessary: - Proficiency in video editing software (Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro...) - Ability to crop out individuals effectively and smoothly - Experience with transitional effects may be necessary - Attention to detail and creativity.

I am looking to fill a longterm editor position for multiple projects for my agency. I run a short-format content agency that edits videos for various coaches, businesses and podcasts. The videos are up-to 60 seconds long and I expect you to edit subtitles, b-roll, stock footage, dynamic motion/graphics and make the video in general: entertaining and highly engaging. I am looking for a person that can be my full time editor for the next 6-12 months with the possibility of consistent pay-raises when the agency experiences growth. You will be paid 7usd for every video-edit. The process is super streamlined. All videos are tailored by me -> you get the raw footage, edit it and upload the edited videos in a separate folder. I expect a simple thumbnail that fits the ratio 1:1 on...

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.

I have a one-page press release written in English that need to be accurately translated to German. The goal is to have them localized for a German-speaking audience without losing the professional and formal tone of the source material. BUT I need it done this morning! Key Points: - The project involves translating marketing materials, so experience in this specific type of translation is preferred. - The tone of the documents is formal and professional and must be maintained throughout the translation. - The ideal candidate would have a strong command of both English and German, with a proven track record of delivering high-quality translations for business purposes.

My objective is to create short duration (5-10 minutes) documentary-style videos showcasing interesting video footage of your local models for our platform. We are hiring freelance video photographers like you, to shoot easy fashion style video shows with local female models you recruit for each project. You will be shooting projects where you are now located, with local women you invite to model for you, and we pay you from US$500 per shoot project, more once you become familiar with shooting for us. ModelsUpClose are video entertainment producers,  hiring video photographers from across the world in fashion style General Exhibition video shows since 1997.   It is essential we agree on your proposed model before starting a project. We have a Job Specification ...

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I am looking for the best movie/ Tv show editor, I need someone that knows about movies, especially old classics like MacGyver, cheers, The A-team, and police academy. You MUST KNOW KNOW ABOUT MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND MUST BE ABLE TO choose VERY ENGAGING AND FUNNY MOVIE CLIPS. Only Apply if you can make videos like this, ) You will also be asked to provide 2 min sample of a given topic to make sure we are hiring the right person.

I'm in need of an experienced translator who can convert a personal document written in Kurdish into English. The document is less than 5 pages long. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in both Kurdish and English - Experience with translating personal documents - Attention to detail Your translation must be accurate, preserving the original meaning and tone of the document. A background in a related field, such as legal or personal documents, would be a plus. Please provide samples of your previous Kurdish to English translation work.

Link to my youtube channel: I need someone to help me with making engaging shorts from my old videos plus my new videos. If I like you...com/channel/UCq0aDvwcc0ifdyGl2h2UCIw I need someone to help me with making engaging shorts from my old videos plus my new videos. If I like your work, I will hire you on a weekly basis, so that I can post at least one short video every week. The ideal candidate will: 1) Excellent editing skills to create engaging short content. 2) Provide me with new ideas on short content and help me grow my channel. 3) Commit to deliver everything on time. 4) Use my old videos to make shorts. 5) Use copyright free, royalty free trendy music for my shorts. Since this is a trial I am offering AU$50 for 3 short videos.

I have a simple stick man design and I'm looking for an artist to create three different versions of the same character with varying outfits. - The first character should be styled as a cowboy. - The second character should be designed as a safety person with a hard hat and a reflective vest. - The third character should be wearing a tie. The clothing design for each character sh...decisions with the rest. There is no need for any background elements, just a focus on the character design. Ideal candidates for this project should: - Be skilled in character design, with experience in creating simple and minimalistic designs. - Have a portfolio that demonstrates the ability to create varied character designs. - Be able to work efficiently and deliver high-quality results on a shor...

...information about the various dance classes we offer, the levels, timings, and any fees associated. - Events: A dedicated space to list upcoming events, workshops, and performances. - Gallery: A visual showcase of our past performances, student achievements, and the environment within the academy. - Faculty: A detailed section on the instructors at our academy, their qualifications, and perhaps a short bio. - Contact: The 'Contact' page will include our phone number, email address, and potentially a contact form for those interested in enrolling or learning more. Colour Scheme: - The preferred colour scheme for this website should be 'subtle and elegant'. This will help represent the history and tradition of Punjabi dance, while also making the website visual...

We're looking for a talented social media manager who can help us expand our online presence and engage with our audience more effectively. The selected freelancer will be responsible for: - Developing a comprehensive social media strategy across platforms such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn. - Creating engaging and original content, including posts, graphics, and short videos. - Scheduling content to ensure consistent online presence. - Monitoring social media metrics to track engagement and adjust strategies as needed. - Engaging with followers and responding to comments and messages promptly. **Skills Required:** - Strong experience in social media management and strategy development. - Excellent content creation skills, with a keen eye for design. - Abi...

I'm seeking a social media expert to craft and post engaging Instagram/TikTok ads targetin...craft and post engaging Instagram/TikTok ads targeting adults interested in home improvement, on a weekly basis. The ideal freelancer should have: - Extensive experience in Instagram ad creation and scheduling. - An understanding of targeting and reaching an adult audience. - Knowledge of home improvement products and services. - Excellent communication and time management skills. We need short videos of company work, maybe with the name and phone number on it. We have existing photos and videos. The aim is to amplify our visibility, generate inquiries, and increase sales. A keen eye for detail and creative ad design will be advantageous. I look forward to a successful...

We are looking for someone long-term who can do cartoon animation with experience in video editing. It will be around 1-2 minute per video. These will be for youtube. We are looking for someone good in communication, can do it on a good price, and delivery time. More details will be provided upon interview.

I have 20 pages that need some content generated from ChatGPT and entering on to the page. This includes a short bit of text (150 words) for the main content and YOAST meta descriptions. I'll provide full instructions and the correct prompts to use with ChatGPT. This is a super simple copy and paste job and should only take a couple minutes per page. Please be familiar with WordPress and ChatGPT so you can get this done quickly. Also you will need to update the DNS in your local hosts file to be able to access the site (I can show how) This is 1hrs work at most so please bid accordingly.

I need woman models that are willing to cut their hair really short. I am going pro and I need different short haircuts for my portfolio. The initial payout is $300, and I am willing to increase the price the shorter you let me cut it. Serious inquiries only. Skills and Experience: - Willingness to get a pixie cut

...a raw footage of about 30 minutes to 2 hours. The final edited video should ideally be within 10 to 30-minute duration. • Skills And Experience: - Solid experience with digital technology and video editing software packages (e.g. Adobe Premiere, After Effects and Final Cut) - Demonstrable video editing ability with a keen eye for detail This is your chance to bring raw footage to life in a short video that speaks volumes. Unfortunately I don't need any advanced editing like color correction or effects, or any motion graphics or green screen work, just a simple, clean cut. I am simply looking for a video editor who can consolidate earnest storytelling with technical skill....

Seeking expert social media managers well-versed in creating engaging ree...for Instagram and TikTok. The primary goal is to ramp up my followers and engagement levels. Your task involves: - Creating appealing reels from my existing stash of photos and videos. - Focusing on themes surrounding lifestyle and personal interests. - Editing videos to be cinematic and high-quality. To achieve my objectives, you should be someone who: - Has a knack for storytelling through short-form videos. - Demonstrates a deep understanding of Instagram and TikTok algorithms. - Possesses a crafty ability to produce cinematic-quality reels. - Is capable of emitting a personal and relatable vibe through visual content. Bids from freelancers with proven success in similar past projects will be highly...

As we discussed, a 3 min. video, a short, and a thumbnail. This will be for YouTube channel, which is in the sports genre. Player plays as well as the narration should be throughout the video. The subscribed button and my logo should also be added. narrative and logo. will be provided

We are looking to hire a native British video creator to create a few short (10-12 seconds) TikTok videos for us. Good candidate will be re-hired for multiple video clip projects. Note: We are looking to make human based videos, like someone talking about loans or our company. Example:

I'm looking for a professional to create a short-form video advertisement for a product. - The video should be engaging and creative, with a focus on promoting the product. - While the target audience isn't specified, the video should be designed to appeal to a broad demographic. I'm looking for someone with experience in creating successful, high-quality video ads to maximize the ad's effectiveness. It's important to be able to capture the essence of the product in a short time frame, and create a visually appealing and engaging video.

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...

Russian Recording Project Note : We need Native Russian speakers for long term project. We have a project, that needs Native Russian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 626 Short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without echo. 2. Each person is $14 dollar for 626 sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure.I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I'm looking for a talented 2D animator who can bring to life a series of around 197 short videos. These animations will be in a cartoon style, aimed at a teenage audience. Key Requirements: - The animations need to be engaging and easily digestible, as each video should be less than 1 minute in duration. - This job involves creating multiple videos, so efficiency and consistency in your animation style is crucial. - The ideal candidate will have experience in creating animations specifically for teenagers, ensuring the content is relatable and appealing to this demographic. Skills and Experience: - Proven ability to create high-quality 2D animations, ideally in a cartoon style. - Previous experience in creating animations aimed at teenagers is highly preferred. - Strong ...

I require a professional translator who can translate the following from English to Arabic, Turkish, French, German, and Malay: النسوية: نشأة تدهور الأسرة Féminisme : la genèse de la dégradation de la famille Feminizm: Ailenin Bozulmasının Doğuşu Feminismus: Die Entstehung der Degradierung der Familie Feminisme: Kejadian Kemerosotan Keluarga

...content of each channel. **Requirements:** 1. **Copyright-Free Music:** The music must be completely free of copyright restrictions, suitable for monetized videos. 2. **Variety of Genres:** Music should cater to both travel and tutorial themes, ranging from upbeat and adventurous for travel videos to calm and focused for tutorial content. 3. **Duration:** Tracks should be varied in length, from short 30-second pieces to full 3-5 minute tracks. 4. **High-Quality Audio:** Music must be of high quality, professionally mixed and mastered. 5. **Original Composition:** Preferably original compositions, but high-quality, royalty-free library music is also acceptable. **Deliverables:** - A collection of 10-15 music tracks that meet the above requirements. - Documentation proving the ...

I'm in need of a talented professional for video editing. Due to initial project uncertainities, I haven't yet specified the purpose and length of the video, nor the nature of the footage. However, flexibility and adaptability are critical due to these variable e...and adaptability are critical due to these variable elements. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in diverse video editing software - Proven record of handling different types of footage (events, products, and travel) - Creativity and adaptability to suit different types of video - Ability to work effectively with vague initial direction and refine based on feedback - Experience in both short and long format video editing would be advantageous So, if you want to work in a dynamic setting, this job is ...

The goal is to adjust timing of subtitles. The subtitles are in English. The video is in German. It is important that only the timing ist adjusted the content of the subtitles file must remain exactly the same. There is about 850 subtitle files that cover about 10 hours of video (each clip is about 40 seconds). The audio quality is excellent (studio quality). Once this first project is done there is a bit of other projects. As a result you should present subtitles as SRT with adjusted timing a bonus is if you can also produce .sjson files. Please see the attached files as an example. Please suggest your quote.

I'm in need of converting a short story of roughly 180 words into Universal Networking Language (UNL). This conversion is for linguistic research purposes. You'd ideally also provide a recommendation on how to use UNLarium, or any other websits, to verify the accuracy of the UNL rendition. Suitable freelancers would have: - Intermediate fluency in UNL - Familiarity with UNLarium and UNL system - Proven accuracy in their work Please note the quality of the conversion is important for my project. I'm looking forward to fruitful collaborations!

...cash (250 rupees per chapter summary!) while you're at it. We need your help creating short, clear summaries of existing gynaecology chapters. Think of it as the ultimate study guide - for you and your classmates! Bonus: Summarizing this stuff will actually solidify your own understanding of the material. Double win! Sound good? Here's what we're looking for: A fellow med student with a good grasp of gynaecology Someone who can take complex info and turn it into clear, easy-to-understand gold ? (think bullet points, key takeaways) Strong writing and editing skills (grammar police welcome!) ‍♀️ The process is super quick: Answer a few questions to show us your gynaecology knowledge. Summarize a short excerpt from a chapter. Easy peasy! Ready to ditc...

Conquer Gynecology Exams: Create Short, Clear Chapter Notes (Medical Students Only!) Need a study edge in Gynecology but short on time? We're looking for medical students to create concise, high-impact chapter summaries on gynecological topics. This is a fantastic opportunity to solidify your understanding while earning money! Fast Track Your Learning: Help Fellow Students: Create clear, informative chapter summaries for struggling students. Reinforce Your Knowledge: Condensing information strengthens your grasp of key concepts. Flexible Schedule: Work on summaries at your own pace. Competitive Pay: Earn 3 dollars per completed chapter summary. Ideal Candidate: Medical student with a solid foundation in gynecology. Strong reading comprehension and summarizing skills....

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