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Want to do a planner for US college applications - Digital that I can sell on Etsy - will be many pages and tabs for easy use. Would like it to be professional looking

We need a Marketing Professional from India with electronics background. Should have good contact with educational institutes like schools, colleges, electronic components shops to promote our products. All our products are do it yourself type used by kids, college students and hobbyist. Can work from home and incentives will be provided based on sales model. Thanks,

I need someone, preferably a college student from India, to write 1-2 articles daily of 1200+ word limit. The topics will be related to career, studies, etc. The stipend will be ₹1000 only.

hello freelancer, I need 150 contactlist name of college / unversities of spain ( Location / City are : Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia, gibraltra, malaga ) phone nos contact person name email address website location

My son is taking a finance class in college with Excel and needs help. See example syllabus attached. We'd like someone to teach him online, let him ask questions, record the video, document the session.

Need a developer who can write SOAP API. Can use any database and Programming Language. Let say we have Admin, Teacher and Student as an actor. We need to perform basic CRUD Operations using API's like Updating student information, Deleting any student data. Admin can add Teacher, student etc. Operations like Login, Register, insert , update, delete, display need to be performed. ...SOAP API. Can use any database and Programming Language. Let say we have Admin, Teacher and Student as an actor. We need to perform basic CRUD Operations using API's like Updating student information, Deleting any student data. Admin can add Teacher, student etc. Operations like Login, Register, insert , update, delete, display need to be performed. It is ONE day task. It's an second year...

If you are interested in this project, then you can send me a private or direct message. There seems to be some bug or glitch on the website that's randomly closing projects. I get instant email notifications regardless, so I will know that you applied even if this project gets randomly closed. Because of spam, 1...interested in this project, then you can send me a private or direct message. There seems to be some bug or glitch on the website that's randomly closing projects. I get instant email notifications regardless, so I will know that you applied even if this project gets randomly closed. Because of spam, 10$ bids may be ignored. Write some jokes. You can let me know if you are religious. No religion is ok too. I saw the Comedy Writing category and thought a few ...

Utilizing the information available on Elite Prospects website () and the info found on , create an Excel Database with all players in 2022-23. Fields should include: Number, Nationality Player Name, Position (G/F/D), Age, Birth Year, Birthplace, Height, Weight, Shot, NCAA Commitment College, Projected Year College, USHL Draft info, NAHL Draft, NHL Draft Info Info per USHL team: Head Coach Name and contact info Assistant Coaches Name and contact info Current Tenure of Head Coach Current Tenure of Assistant Coaches Answer the following questions: 1. What percentage of players per team were drafted in the USHL Draft? By position? By birth year? 2. What is the percentage breakdown by birthyear at each USHL team? 3. Percentage of players from the US,

I have already prepared the essay but I need an expert to update a few things

Filling one college application form. So in that their is a video essay question. So as a student need a video essay person who can help in that at low price

Filling one college application form. So in that their is a video essay question. So as a student need a video essay person who can help in that at low price

Political Poster designer kannada Sample poster in attachment

I'm looking for a poet to write a witty / humorous short poem (perhaps just two or three short verses) as part of a speech I need to give on Saturday, 21st January. The event is a Masonic Ladies Night where I need to thank our significant others for putting up with us, allowing us our evenings out and straightening our bow-ties. In addition, we are all tech...a witty / humorous short poem (perhaps just two or three short verses) as part of a speech I need to give on Saturday, 21st January. The event is a Masonic Ladies Night where I need to thank our significant others for putting up with us, allowing us our evenings out and straightening our bow-ties. In addition, we are all technologists, so it's a double thank you for putting up with our dreadful jokes, boring conversat...

Fill in the google sheet with university/college leads. Freelancer with the best/most accurate leads will be rewarded and hopefully work long-term to find leads around the world. We work with Universities to help orient new/potential/current students with self-guided walking tours think: - Orientation Week guided by a current student - Best places to make new friends - Spend 2 hours exploring between class - Life after high school (For Highschool students and parents) - Best cheap food - Discover the hidden history Our platform is unique as we help your University and societies create tours and offer assistance at scale. More importantly, our platform allows students and societies to create their own tours, these tours can be in any language enabling accessibility for all. At a ...

Opportunity for Freelancers !! Looking for Freelancers for College and University training. Training Topics: Digital Marketing and Advance Excel Training Duration: 30 Hours Total Number of Days: 4-5 Days Training Location: Mysore Commercial: 25K All Inclusive Interested Trainers can share their profiles with me.

Create t-shirt design for the phrase "My Dreams Keep Me Up At Night". Requirements: 1. Mostly text design preferred but open to use of visuals and images. 2. My dreams keep me up at night should be on the front. Open to creative ideas for the back. 3. Designs should not include a background color; should be transparent. 4. Audience is educators, high school students, college students, entrepreneurs 5. Will need to provide a second version that works with either a black or white shirt/hoodie. 6. Super Hi-Res image 4500x3000 px (300 DPI)

...will manipulate the data and export a series of CSV files. API documentation The API calls required for this script are: • Authorisation • Get contacts API Endpoints The script will need extract data from multiple systems (later referred to as colleges) using differing client secret details. The script will need to reference a college definition file that has this information. Each college also has the following attributes: • $CollegeLong • $CollegeShort Ideally, the database connection functionality should be contained in a separate script so that it can be called by other future scripts. Data required It should be noted that ‘Get-Contacts’ only returns 100 records at a time so the pagination will need to be recursed through. The script sh...

I have a list of 50 universities with links to their pre-college summer programs for high school students. I would like someone to find a contact person for the pre-college program at each university and compile their name, title, email address, and program website into a spreadsheet

Hi Rakesh! You helped us update a Wordpress website last year and I'm hoping you're available to update it again with new copy and graphics. The previous project was called "Wordpress Website Updates" and the website to update again: There is an "Academic" area and an "Athlete" area - and we have different content and graphics for both. Would you be able to do this again within 5 days?

Hey there, lets see what you can do as far as a advertisement video. I not sure what is an effective length. 50-60 seconds is what I have always done. I have shown you one of the videos I made myself and its seemed to work okay but it could be way better according to a college kid here in town wanting me to pay him $75 per advertisement. You can use the one I created to get the important aspects of the 3D designer so you can design a building yourself and make a cool clip advertising the tool

My project is a web portal that was already developed up to an extent regarding my college placements. I wanted to extend it further to fulfill some requirements.

My project is a web portal that was already developed up to an extent regarding my college placements. I wanted to extend it further to fulfill some requirements.

Create a graphic design for a college club t shirt

...YOU LIKE TO GO!" with a drop down - Once they choose from drop down the dropdown will go to the left, and a "WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO!" with a from date and to date boxes and a checkbox under that says "I am not sure" - Once they choose from there then another box will come up "HOW MANY ATTENDEES?" and a button Start Building , as other boxes will shift left or up Remember target market are college frat houses. I am looking for a design to complete this by today max tomorrow. Any timezone, i will wake up to get this completed. After this one design is done, other designs will follow for internal pages, so there is work. When bidding i will like a strategy a concept of what you are thinking. I will also like one design of any industry you hav...

Need to design 6 notebook covers, each based on a singular theme Target Audience: High School students, College students Objective: Should incite curiosity, and stand out when compared to current designs in the market(in terms of artsyle, or concept, or theme) Theme Ideas: Space, Seasons, School/College, Minimalistic designs, Abstract

I Need Flutter Expert Developer. A Small College Management System student and Teacher Side With MySQL Database

I am looking for 10 jokes that are related to the Cleaning Industries incl. Commercial-, Domestic-, Industrial cleaning or Housekeeping. To Google 10 is easy, and there are 100's however, I am looking for the most funny ones. If it requires a specific image for example the attached, then of course you should send this, otherwise you dont need to get creative. Just normal text format is fine. All 10 entries should be on one document please and presentation ia always a plus.

I need to write an SOP for my college I will provide information

I have multiple chapter power points and recorded zoom tutoring sessions that I need turned into legible notes that capture the main ideas and make them streamlined to study quickly and efficiently using good fonts and different colors to distinguish different parts and ideas and adding in pictures where necessary.

1. Voice shopping assistance 2. Search wordpress in multilanguege 1. Detect user country id for languege 3. regonise speech 4. Dialog function 5. Speech to forms function 6. Read function wordpress page function 8. Wikipedia database to answer all kind off quistions 9. Can tell jokes 10. Female or male voice function to add more functions in future 12. As plugin Description!! I need Ai voice shopping assistant with alexa skills It should could connect to database and search for products, categories, account ect. It should help customers on my webpage find what they need. And it should could answer random questions with Wikipedia database and perform task like play music or tell a joke . When performing task like play music or other like this task it schould

I am writing a joke book for students studying electrical topics. The book will include some illustrations to feature some of the jokes. The illustrations should be cartoonish and funny. There will be a total of 10-15 illustrations for the book. This project is to create the first picture only, with the intent to work together on the remaining illustrations. Please refer to the attachment for specific details of the illustration.

We are a non-profit student organization that provides classes to students who want to enter college. We need automation in: - Send messages to professors requesting to confirm the class. If not to have an automatic message sent to my students that the class has been cancelled. - Send messages of thanks and motivation to teachers, assistants and tutors. - Send daily invitations to classes to students. We do solidarity work. Please choose us.

I WOULD LIKE A MARKETING FLYER THAT SAY (ARE YOU A COLLEGE STUDENT? GET $1000 FREE MONEY & A FREE VACATION! NO UPFRONT COST! CALL BOSS MOVES TAX & CO (phone number) (FRONT) Back flyer I will send you a copy of what i would like on the back

hi i am willing to apply Veterinary Gateway course at royal veterinary college so i need UNDERGRADUATE PERSONAL STATEMENT to apply

I have a college consulting company ; I want to change the pictures in the website and create branded pictures . for example in the front page I want something like that shows a flag of bangladesh and usa with an aeroplane . I need someone show me some designs and then i give feedback. the brand color and is the logo color

Need ERC1155 smart contract that can mint multiple coins and track their transactions. This will be used to stimulate basic Authorisations based on web3 tech for college project.

...and client-facing applications; · Participate in the entire software development life cycle (includes analysis, design, implementation and testing); · Communicate and implement stakeholder feedback; · Develop comprehensive code documentation as required; · Other duties as assigned by the Information Systems Manager. About us: Alexander College is a private post-secondary institution serving approximately 4,000 students every year. Alexander College offers a variety of undergraduate degree and transfer programs including University Transfer, Associate of Arts degree, and Associate of Science degree. An integrated English for Academic Purposes program is also available to assist non-native English speakers with their transition to universi...

Create an angular project according to the requirements, this is a hotel reservation system for my college task The following are the requirement 1. Engineering MUST use Visual Studio Code with Angular 15 and its Angular Material for GUI 1.1 use service injection and standalone componenet in your package. 2. Engineering MUST use the reactive form to implement reservation. 3. Engineering needs to create a search page with search criteria and a result table. (check for required data (2 entries)) 4. Engineering needs to create a popup dialog to display the detail reservation (check for UI sketch) 5. Engineering MUST create a service object with HTTPClient to load 2 entries from into memory and manage search logic. 6. Engineering MUST create relevant

Hi Uma Maheshwari S., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. As agreed 150 INR for this project. We can discuss any details over chat.

Hi Md Shohel R., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. There is small project with low paymen. Project is to check English to Kannada translation and write explanation if they wrong and give rating upto 5 according to its sentence. Payment is 100 inr.

...willing to work from our office in Bangalore for at least twice a week. We're looking for a part time business development manager with the below skillsets: - Minimum 3 years experience as a business development manager, preferably in the IT / software industry - Must have experience in complete business development cycle stating from lead generation to conversion. - Fluent English, Hindi and Kannada. Other languages will be a plus - Excellent written communication skills and presentation skills - Computer proficiency - MS Office, internet, social media marketing, digital marketing - Tele calling experience is highly desired - Must have basic understanding about programming languages, but require no development skills required. Timings: 3 hours a day, part time, Monday to ...

I will give 1min Script in Kannada need voice over

We have a company that frames sports memorab...256-555-5555 - Include email: myemail(at) - Header: Custom Framing & Memorabilia - Text: Allow us to customize your Media Room or Mancave. GameDay Collections has been creating specialized custom sports pieces for over 10 years. - Bullet Points: > Special Order Framed Jerseys > Autographed Sports Memorabilia > Unique Sports & Movie Décor > Custom Framing of High School and Small College Jerseys - Use the attached images of the framed jerseys on the design to show what we do - Include some other free images (possibly in background) of sports or stadiums. We want to use the available space to convey 'sports'. - Should NOT be a 'minimal' design with lots of white space Please le...

Hi D V., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. As agreed, 150 INR for the project. Deadline is 24 hours. We can discuss any details over chat.

Simple Logo Design for a college

Hello, I am looking for a native Kannada speaker. I will hire you for a simple project. If you are interested then please contact us. Thanks!!

So you are at a party and met a stranger and found out that the person graduated from Harvard University recently. Your goal is to write a few sentences that can quickly connect with the person's heart regarding their Harvard University experience and break the ice. one way to do this is to research for "things only people who went to harvard will understand" while I'm sure there are other ways to get this info. Your test : write a few sentences of what you will say "Wow, you went to Harvard? I recently talked to a Harvard graduate and I heard that {few sentences} Your bid will not be considered if you don't write a few sentences in your description regarding Harvard. Please let me know how you will charge for 200 universities.

Hello, I am looking for a native Kannada speaker. I will hire you for a simple project. If you are interested then please contact us. Thanks!!

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The title is already registered with the college. The project title and company based will be Fix. Just need to fix with inside content. Need a freelancer