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1. Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.
Winston Churchill
2. A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby
3. I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright
4. I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
Jimi Hendrix
5. When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
Jimi Hendrix