Need A Great Writer for Blog Posts

I am looking for a creative writer to do 15 blog posts. Each post will be 500 words and you can basically write about anything you want. These need to be done by tomorrow, so I need someone who can write fast and get it done tonight. My budget for this is $20 max and I'll pay via paypal. Please attach a sample of a blog entry you've written before or give me the link to your personal blog so I can see your writing style. This is the easiest assignment you've ever done! It's a lot of fun, but I need it done quickly. Please bid $30 since that is the lowest possible bid. Do not bid unless you understand that payment will be $20. Please, please, please do not bid on this project if you can't keep the deadline. This is non-negotiable. I have to have them back by Friday, March 27 at 2:00 PM EST. Thanks! **Ongoing work is available for talented, organized writers.**