PHP Tutor

This isn't really a bid request but more of a question. I really just need someone to tell me how to add php to a server (namely a free server that has mysql and PHP enabled). I want to use phpBB2, and who knows what others in the future, so if you would, either write a tutorial on how to thoroughly and step by step tell me how to install php or add me to your MSN Instant Messenger. ## Deliverables Add me or e-mail me at dhbess at hotmail dot com ## Platform mysql, PHP ## Deadline information I cannot pay a dime, that is truly why I need to learn this.