Quality Writers Required - ONLY With Samples of Your Work

URGENT!!! Hi there, FIRST OF ALL, I'M LOOKING FOR QUALITY WORK FROM EXPERIENCED WRITERS ONLY! PLEASE ONLY BID IF YOU CAN SHOW ME SAMPLES OF YOUR WORK IN THE FOLLOWING TYPES OF WRITING: 1, Biographical 2, Creative writing 3, Fictional 4, Press Releases 5, Proofreading 6, Sales Copy 7, Spin Syntax 8, Technical writing 9, UAW I'm looking to hire writers for long term work so feel free to bid. I'll probably hire more than one writer/company, unless I find someone who can show samples and experience from all 9 points listed. Then he/she will be the only one who gets all the future work. PLEASE ONLY BID IF 1, You can show me samples from your work right now 2, You have lots of experience in the field and you can prove it 3, You're willing to write QUALITY ARTICLES at 2 dollars per 500 words 4, You can write at least 10 articles per day 5, You can guarantee a 24h turnaround in all cases 6, Have received lots of positive feedback for related work 7, Would like to always have something to work on so that you can make enough money 8, Can and like to follow specific, but always friendly instructions IF you can't accept these conditions or lack any of the above mentioned skills or have no way to prove your qualifications, PLEASE DO NOT BID!!! This offer is for long term, continuous work and only for those who are serious and qualified enough! In case you're eligible to bid and feel like you could use some continuous work in the future and would love to work under these conditions in a friendly environment, I'll be happy to review your offer. Thanks a lot for your understanding and I'm looking for a future co-worker, Edward Brian